How to fuck like a pornstar
This is a how to guide for men who want to improve their game in the bedroom. Sorry ladies. If you want the female equivalent, we suggest you check out Jenna Jameson’s book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.
Fellas, you may already be doing some of the tips and tricks below. Great! If not, here are a few you can add to your game.
This is not a guide to romance. So forget about aphrodisiacs, buying chocolate or flowers. This about getting yourself in shape physically and mentally to do some serious fucking. One caveat: 97 out 100 women do not enjoy anal sex or other rough sex acts. It can really hurt both participants. Now that we got that out of the way, if you want some straight talk about how to be to be a stallion in the sack, read on.
Stop watching porn.
It may seem counterintuitive, but if you want to fuck like a pornstar, you need to stop watching porn immediately. That includes watching any dopamine inducing materials, even if it is not porn. The reason for this is simple, it desensitizes you. Studies have shown masturbating too frequently desensitizes your genitals and mentally, your libido will suffer. The good news is, when you stop watching porn your body begins to correct itself. You will be able to fuck harder and longer. The extra free time you have can be applied to some of the other sex tips on this list.
Hit the gym.
“The best activities for your health are pumping and humping”, Arnold Schwarzegger. Modern male pornstars are ripped. You need to start lifting weights and doing some cardio. Not only does this increase your testosterone, it improves confidence. Strenghth building will also improve your stamina. Focus on old fashioned push-ups for missionary position (man on top), and your girlfriend or wife will love letting you do all the work. Hip adductor exercises can increase thrusting power in your groin and hips as well, but be careful you don’t destroy her with all of your newfound sexual power.
Train for the Finish Line
Building on step two, your cardio (heart rate) training needs to be symbiotic with your sex goals. The final act of intercourse (for most people) is achieving orgasm. Most commonly called a ‘cumshot‘ among males. This is when your body will be at peak performance level. The best way to mimic this task, is to always end your cardio workouts with 2-3 minutes of maximum effort, high intensity, training. As a track coach might say, “sprint to the finish line”. So when it comes time to cum, you’ve got stamina in reserve to finish.
Shave your beard
See many beards in porn? Didn’t think so. Five o’clock shadow looks rugged and cool, which may actually help you attract a mate, but chicks don’t like stubble rubbing their vagina raw. Need proof? Try jerking off with 20 grit sand paper next time instead of tube sock and see how much you like it. Only a few years razorblades were overpriced, but with extremely low priced subscription clubs available now, there’s no excuse for a neckbeard.
Basic Personal Hygiene
Clip your finger and toenails. Eliminate bad breath. Wash your nut sack for christ’s sack with soap and water. Nothing turns off a woman like bad hygiene. Take an extra 60 seconds for some basic grooming and you’ll be surprised at how much more horny she becomes. If you want to F’ like a pronstar, you need to look and smell the part.
Safer Sex
Sexually transmitted diseases (STD) are painful, embarrassing, costly and in some cases, fatal. Avoiding STD’s are a true work hazard for pornstars. We won’t preach about wearing protection, but let’s face it, even the expensive condoms still suck. However, you can use good judgement when choosing sexual partners and that’s totally free.
Here’s an example. There was a sexy young lady from Peru I knew once. She frequently bragged about how many guys she had let fuck her in the ass. Maybe she got a thrill teasing men with her anal sex stories, who knows? A few months went by and hadn’t seen her. The next time I ran into her, she told me she was positive with Hepatis C. You may not have a ‘spidey sense’ to warn you of danger, but you can use your head to think critically and avoid STD’s.
Get some toys
No doubt, if you you have ever seen porn, you’ve seen some vibrators and dildos. But what you might have missed was other toys off camera that help keep the actors and actresses stimulated and lubricated. Sex toys can be intimidating for some at first, but buying adult toys isn’t like it used to be. You can now shop online for basics, like lube or a vibrator to incorporate into sex. Or you can go full gonzo and buy the whole rack of anal love beads! You can even indulge in more elaborate fantasies with something like a dragon dildo or a sexy costume. It’s up to you and your partner how far you want to take it.
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